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lunarlagomorph:

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

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madseance:

qqueenofhades:

Someone made Felonies Georg into a graphic. Bless.

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The average US president has been charged with 2 felonies now, thanks to Trump | Business Insider India

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ukulelehitter:

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic

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bigbigbigtruck:

raptorific:

raptorific:

I’m probably gonna get yelled at for saying this but sometimes something isn’t a real problem in fandom, you just learned a Japanese word describing a general fandom practice and got scared and decided it meant “The Bad Ones” of that practice

Whenever you see someone being like “we don’t mind when women enjoy or even create m/m content, we just hate fujoshis” you are being racist. If you mean “I hate the way some female fans treat gay men like fetish objects” then say that, and we can have a conversation based on that, but “fujoshi” is, I cannot stress this enough, just a word for any woman who likes M/M content, for better or worse. It may have started out as a reclaimed insult (by the way, the insult was based on “liking gay shit makes you perverted and sinful,” not “please respect the humanity of gay men”) but it does not make a distinction between The Good Ones and The Bad Ones. You just decided to No True Scotsman it and that the English word for that should describe The Good Ones and the Japanese word for it should describe The Bad Ones

Same goes for the people I saw just the other day whose discord server explicitly disallowed “Yaoi” but said that M/M content was allowed. What they meant was “M/M content is allowed as long as it isn’t pornographic and fetishistic.” What they actually said was “M/M content is allowed, but M/M content is strictly forbidden,” and expected you to understand that the Japan-Adjacent term has porn/fetish connotations while the English-language term for THE SAME THING refers to the “normal, non-perverted” version.

It’d be like if you used the word “cartoons” to refer to all Family-Friendly animation, regardless of style or country of origin, whether it’s Japanese or American or French or whatever, and used the term “anime” to refer to all animated pornography regardless of style or country of origin. There’s plenty of animated pornography that isn’t Japanese! There’s plenty of anime that’s not pornographic! But this is the sort of thing you do when you say shit like “obviously women can read stories about gay men, but NO FUJOSHIS”

THANK YOU

i don’t do fandom these days—in large part because so many people can’t behave and do shit like this—but anti-asian racism AND sex negativity has surged high in original m/m comics and literature too and it’s super creepy to see coming from self-professed progressives

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tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

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lesbiacebian:

lesbiacebian:

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”

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xxxcastielx:

slow-burn-sally:

Someone in an autism facebook group I’m in just asked “How am I supposed to earn enough to make a living without burning out?”

Someone replied: “You’re not. Even neurotypicals can’t right now in the system designed for them. We’re the canaries in the coalmine. When we start failing, they know something is wrong.”

People keep saying, “Oh, everyone thinks they’re neurodivergent now!” or they’ll say it’s the foods or chemicals or whatever other nonsense they’ve fallen for, but to me the answer is so obvious?

We’ve gotten to a point that more and more people are being left behind by the system, making it so that neurodivergent parents who could get by fine *enough* in decades/centuries past are bringing children into a world that cannot and will not attempt to accommodate them. There’s nothing in the water and people aren’t faking, it’s just that this is no longer sustainable or livable and of course people with disabilities will be hit first and hit the hardest. There aren’t more people with it, it’s just harder to go through life without being aware that you’re not functioning the way your peers seem to be able to.

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sixthrock:

fluttershywheresheshouldntbe:

Hanging out with Fluttermop

she’s bffs with hose miku

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rex101111:

zakamore1:

marsupials-of-mars:

heckoffmate:

Vocal warmups.

This is basically how you break their voices down to a root noise

Voice actors are fuckin weird

Tag yourself I’m Plankton

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afloweroutofstone:

This captures everything I love about being online

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hannahp0calypse:

thinking about weird cultural shit around sexuality/swear words/etc etc and how wild it is that i have to teach my phone’s autocorrect to let me say “fuck”. thats a thing i have to do. my phone will go “Nuh-uh, you naughty so-and-so, you can’t say that!” until i tell it enough times that Yes, Actually, I Don’t Mean Ducking and how fucking wild that is. earlier today i had to convince my phone that “hickies” was a word. hickies is too explicit for my phone to include in its default dictionary. but yknow what? it always capitalizes YouTube correctly.

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luwha:

wizardofgrace:

luwha:

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

lmao

You know how it is then, folks!

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zooptseyt:

zooptseyt:

Also i really love how antisemites are like “the talmud is a secret text the jews hide from us that teaches them how to cheat christians” when the talmud is freely publicly accessible in its entirety and is like “does it count as something going from the private to the public domain if you throw it from your window into somebody else’s window and it never touches the ground” and “Rabbi Yochanan said that Rabbi Yishmael, son of Rabbi Yosei, had a massive cock. The size of Rabbi Yochanan’s cock was smaller than Rabbi Yishmael’s, but the exact size is up for debate. Both sides agree that it was pretty huge, too, though.”

For clarity’s sake I’m not making anything up here:

Very good addition.

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sleepytoycollection:

dollsahoy:

sleepytoycollection:

I always forget that in the early days Mattel made a hunting themed fashion pack for Ken that came with a rifle. Ken canonically has a gun.

I can only imagine Ken as a hunter being on the same level as Elmer Fudd. If he did ever actually shoot anything he’d cry. What were you thinking Mattel. The flannel shirt is always a look though. I, for one, think Ken should be allowed to dress like a butch lesbian.

He was on his own for pants though.

Hunting is a pussy-out kind of activity. -Mattel execs in the 60’s making this pack

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mossbawn:

mossbawn:

that post that’s like “okay but she did utilise girl power what happened to supporting women’s wrongs” annoyed the fuck out of me when it was doing the rounds on here bc the original joke made by eric andre was about MARGARET THATCHER

the joke was intended to undermine that kind of wishy-washy popculture white feminism that leads to people uncritically supporting any woman in power to the point of praising and idolising war criminals and colonisers. the original joke goes “did she effectively utilise girl power when she funded illegal paramilitary death troops in northern ireland”. it wasn’t a fandom joke!

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